I sell a line of plastics
And I travel on the road
And I have a case of
samples
Which believe me is a load
Every night a strange cafe
A strange hotel and then
Early in the
morning
I am on the road again
When the season's over
And my lonesome journey ends
That's the only
time I see
My family and my friends
I drive up Ocean Parkway
And before I stop the car
My ma leans out the
window
And she hollers, "Here we are!"
Shake hands with your Uncle Max, my boy
And here is your sister
Shirl
And here is your cousin Isabel
That's Irving's oldest girl
And
you remember the Tishman twins
Gerald and Jerome
We all came out to greet
you
And to wish you welcome home
Meet..
Merowitz, Berowitz, Handelman, Schandelman
Sperber and Gerber
and Steiner and Stone
Moskowitz, Lupowitz, Aaronson, Baronson,
Kleinman
and Feinman and Freidman and Cohn
Smallowitz, Wallowitz, Tidelbaum, Mandelbaum
Levin, Levinsky, Levine and
Levi
Blumburger, Schlumburger, Minkus and Pinkus
And Stein with an "e-i"
and Styne with a "y"
Shake hands with your Uncle Sol mein boy
And here is your brother
Sid
And here is your cousin Yetta
Who expects another kid
Whenever you're on the road my boy
Wherever you may roam
We'll all be
here when you come back
To wish you welcome home
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