Things taste better in Scott cups.
Water’s wetter in Scott cups.
Beer is sudsyer. Soup is slupieer.
Alka seltzer is three times burpier.
When you’ve got cold or hot,
Cups manufactured by the people at Scott.
Ice is colder is Scott cups.
Scotch tastes older in Scott cups.
Any Cola tastes so much Colayer.
Holy water is some what holier.
You can’t lose when you use,
The cups manufactured by the people at Scott
You pour some Metrical into a cup by Scott.
Before you’re finished drinking, you have lost your pot.
A little bit of prune juice works a whole lot faster.
Not to mention, oil of caster.
Frank and Dino use Scott cups.
Drink their Vino from Scott cups.
Moon shine served in Scott cups in Georgia.
And history tells us, Lucresha Borja,
Served her drinks to those finks,
In cups manufactured by the people at Scott.
Tennis champion told them he could save his cup.
He’d rather have a Scott cup than the datest cup.
And glue that’s in a Scott cup is a lot more glueish.
Chicken soup tastes twice as Jewish.
Bees make honey in Scott cups.
Scott makes money from Scott cups.
So keep ordering and eventually,
Scott will come out okay financially.
Yes, by gum, order some,
Cups from Scott and not from Lily,
Not from Dixie, don’t be silly.
Not from Sweetheart or Mancento,
Or Conex or The Continental Kenco.
Join the cause and buy a lot,
Of cups manufactured by the people at, what the heck was that name?
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