I'm gonna run away from here and make my home
In Peyton Place;
They've
got their own decline and fall of ancient Rome
In Peyton Place.
Everyone's
moral fiber's in complete decay there;
They've got a problem cleaning up the
PTA there.
Peyton Place, U.S.A.
Everyone walks around the square so overjoyed,
In Peyton Place;
That's
where they put the statue up of Sigmund Freud,
In Peyton Place.
They've
got a new library there, but here's the snapper:
Every book in it's covered
in a plain brown wrapper.
Peyton Place, where the good life is,
Depending
where your wife is.
Nobody's got an overdose of scruples
Down in Peyton Place;
All of the
teachers learn things from their pupils,
Down in Peyton Place.
There is a
faithful husband there, you oughtta see him;
He is the main exhibit in the
town museum.
Peyton Place, U.S.A.
They're giving promiscuity a real bad name
In Peyton Place;
That is
where "Spin the Bottle" is an adult game
In Peyton Place.
And if you care
to know just how their evenings go there,
Nobody's ever seen "The Johnny
Carson Show" there.
Peyton Place, U.S.A., my kind of town...
It's Peyton
Place, U.S.A.!
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