(Parody of "The Hand Clapping Song")

This is known as "The Ballad Of Oh Boy".

We'd like to know what you think.
Oh boy.
What's your opinion of mink?
Oh boy.

Thunderbirds and Cadillacs
Oh boy.
April 15 Income tax
Oh boy.

Winter in Miami Beach
Oh boy.
Itching where you cannot reach
Oh boy.

Somebody scratching your itch
Oh boy.
Thursday night singing with Mitch
Oh boy!

Oh boy!
Sophia Loren
Oh boy!
Chief Justice Warren.
Oh boy!
Merril Lynch Pierce Fenner Smith and the whole B'nai Brith

Oh boy!
Sylvia Porter
Oh boy!
Barry Goldwarter
Oh boy!
Edna St. Vincent Millay and the whole U.J.A.
Oh boy!

Movies with Barton MacLane
Oh boy.
Heartburn and other kinds pain
Oh boy.

Sir Arthur Co-oh-nan Doyle
Both great.
Diets with safflower oil
Oh boy.

What do you think of the twist?
Oh boy.
Khrushchev the bald communist
Oh boy.

Astronauts like Colonel Glenn
Oh boy.
Elizabeth Taylor and men
Oh boy.

Oh boy!
Igor Stravinsky
Oh boy!
Bo Bolinsky
Oh boy!
David Dubinsky and Minsky and Wernher Von Braun
Oh boy!

Oh boy!
Buffalo Bill Cody
Oh boy!
Truman Capote
Oh boy!
Newton B. Minow, Knute Rockne and Olga San Juan!
Oh boy!

If things ain't going so nice
Oh boy!
Here is some lovely advice
Oh boy!
Life will be gay and carefree
Oh boy!
If you repeat after me.

Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
etc.