Mononucleosis
Will make you very sick,
So baby, get your Blue Cross
card
And kiss me quick.
Mononucleosis was discovered one day
By a very famous scientist the
following way:
He grabbed his lab assistant, and when she gave a lurch,
He
whispered, "Cool it, baby, we're just doing research."
Mononucleosis
Will give you quite a scare,
But baby, come and kiss
me,
We've got Medicare.
Mononucleosis is contagious, but nice.
Once I knew a fella who contracted
it twice.
First he kissed his girlfriend and endangered his life,
And
while he was recovering, he kissed his wife.
Yes that's the diagnosis,
It's the kissing disease,
So baby, come as
close as
You wish or you please.
'Cause mononucleosis
Will raise your
temperature,
So let's continue kissing till they find the cure
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