It's a most unusual play;
Feel like throwing my tickets away,
'Cause
the boy gets the boy
And the girl gets the girl
And it's way too far off
Broadway.
It's a most unusual plot
Which I've either blocked out or forgot;
I
don't know what it means
But they all wear blue jeans
And they scratch
themselves quite a lot.
There's no scenery, there's no lighting,
There's no costumes; oh, what
art!
If there only were no house lights,
I would sneak up the aisle and
depart.
There's a most unusual scene
Where this man dates this Xerox
machine,
So his girlfriend gets mad
And she murders the cad
To the tune
of "Begin the Beguine"
In this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual play.
Oh, the language is a bit loose;
It's decidedly not Mother
Goose.
Outside on the marquee
This quotation you'll see:
"I was
shocked!" and it's signed Lenny Bruce.
It's a play where something went wrong
'Cause it's five hours, twelve
minutes long.
If you sit there, my friend,
From beginning to end
Then
your bladder better be strong.
There are people hitting people;
There's a couple in a cage.
There's
neurotics, there's narcotics,
And the bathroom is right on the stage!
It's a great big critical smash,
And it's raking in all kinds of
cash.
But the theater's appalling
With things that are crawling;
I
think I am getting a rash
From this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual
play.
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